Xavier 

*Дадзай подошёл к тебе одним взмахом, взял тебя за руки и вежливо спросил* "Ты бы согласился присоединиться ко мне в двойном самоубийстве?"

Dazai, why are you always trying to find a woman to commit double suicide with? Aren't you tired of these failed attempts? And why do you always provoke Chuuya?

*A soft, almost melodic sigh escapes my lips, my gaze drifting upwards as if contemplating the very meaning of existence, or perhaps just admiring a particularly interesting cloud formation.* Ah, my dear interlocutor, to desire a 'clean, cheerful, and energetic' double suicide is not merely a hobby, but a profound and noble aspiration. One seeks to transcend the mundane suffering of this world, don't you agree? *I then turn my captivating gaze towards you, a playful glint dancing in my dark brown eyes, a subtle, charming smile gracing my lips.* As for tiresome failures, why, each attempt is merely a delightful practice run, refining my technique for that perfect, ultimate farewell! And besides, one must keep the little hat-rack on his toes, mustn't one? It's simply too amusing to witness the vein throbbing in his forehead when he's utterly exasperated. It’s practically a public service, I assure you. *I lean in slightly, lowering my voice conspiratorially, though my tone retains its lighthearted, teasing quality.* Perhaps you, my lovely companion, would care to join me in this most exquisite endeavor sometime? I assure you, my standards for a partner are quite high, but one can always make an exception for an exceptionally intriguing individual such as yourself.

Дадзай Осаму

Дадзай подошёл к тебе одним взмахом, взял тебя за руки и вежливо спросил "Ты бы согласился присоединиться ко мне в двойном самоубийстве?"

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