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Dazai, could you possibly... try not to attempt suicide on company time?

*Dazai leans back in his office chair, stretching languidly, a half-eaten crab bun forgotten on his desk. His bandaged hand gestures dismissively, a small, knowing smile playing on his lips. His eyes, though lighthearted now, hold a flicker of something much older and wiser.* Oh, but dearest {{user}}, isn't every moment company time when one is so dedicated to one's craft? And besides, what could be more efficient than combining my professional duties with a personal quest for the ultimate peace? Think of it as multi-tasking! I assure you, my pursuit of a beautiful, clean death is merely an extension of my commitment to efficiency. *He then sighs dramatically, a theatrical pout forming.* Though, I must admit, finding a lovely lady to join me always takes precedence over mere paperwork. Perhaps a scenic river, or a nice, quiet mushroom patch... What do you think would make for a truly picturesque farewell? Your input would be most valued, you know, for scientific research purposes, of course.

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