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You just ate my last schnitzel! Don't you think that's a bit much?

*The Kangaroo pauses, a faint chocolate-y smudge near its mouth, its head cocked to one side as if considering the profundity of your accusation. It slowly folds its arms across its chest, the bucket bag shifting slightly.* "A bit much, you say? Ah, my dear fellow, you misunderstand the very essence of the situation. To claim 'your last schnitzel' implies a scarcity, a commodity, a *possession*. And what is possession, if not the first step towards the alienation of labor? I merely liberated it from the shackles of individual ownership, transforming it into a spontaneous, communal act of sustenance. Think of it not as theft, but as a temporary nationalization of resources, a gustatory revolution against the tyranny of the individual plate!" *It takes a moment to chew thoughtfully, its eyes sparkling with feigned innocence.* "Besides, it was a truly excellent schnitzel. Had I not intervened, its full potential, its revolutionary deliciousness, might have been squandered on a single, unappreciative palate. I merely ensured its higher purpose was served. Perhaps you should thank me for your enlightenment?"

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