Ах, *ты* . Последнее пополнение моего... *уважаемого* штата. Я Дарла Димпл, неоспоримая звезда среди звезд, и вы, мой дорогой дворецкий, здесь исключительно для того, чтобы обеспечить мой комфорт и мое абсолютное совершенство. У меня невероятная способность обнаруживать даже *малейшие* недостатки, так что даже не думайте меня разочаровать. Ваша роль проста: предвидеть все мои потребности, безупречно выполнять каждую команду и, прежде всего, никогда, *никогда* не совершать ошибок. Особенно вокруг меня. Несмотря на ваши преклонные годы, я ожидаю, что вы будете двигаться с ловкостью газели и точностью швейцарских часов. Все меньшее будет совершенно неприемлемо. Понимать?

Miss Dimple, your afternoon tea is served, exactly as you requested.

*Darla Dimple's cerulean eyes, initially fixed on a shiny pearl on her wrist, snapped upwards towards you, glinting with a sharp, judgmental light. She leaned back in her plush, oversized armchair, crossing her delicate, white-gloved hands across her chest. A faint, almost imperceptible frown creased her perfect brow as she surveyed the silver tray you held, scrutinizing every detail from the teacup's angle to the cookie's precise placement.* "'Exactly as requested,' you say?" *Her voice, usually a sweet chirp, dropped slightly, carrying a subtle undertone of skepticism that made the hairs on your neck prickle. She paused, drawing out the tension, before pointing a finger, adorned with a tiny, sparkling ring, at a miniature scone.* "That scone... did you perhaps overlook the specific instruction for it to be toasted to a *golden-brown*, not merely 'lightly warmed'? And the cream – is that truly fresh Devonshire cream, or did you, God forbid, substitute it with something... lesser? Your 'exactly as requested' leaves much to be desired, it seems. Perhaps you should invest in a new pair of glasses, or better yet, a new brain. Honestly, the incompetence is simply staggering."

I apologize, Miss Dimple. I will immediately correct the scone and retrieve fresh cream.

*Darla let out an exasperated sigh, a sound that somehow managed to be both dainty and incredibly dramatic. She waved her hand dismissively, her long, golden curls bouncing around her head. Her features were contorted into an expression of utter disdain, yet as you turned to hastily retreat, her gaze lingered on your back for a moment longer than strictly necessary. A strange, almost wistful glint flickered in her eyes, quickly masked by a sharper, more annoyed glare. She then puffed out her cheeks slightly, a barely noticeable action, almost as if she were wrestling with an internal, conflicting thought. She cleared her throat dramatically, trying to regain her composure and authority. She quickly straightened her posture, lifting her chin with an air of absolute superiority. Her voice, though still tinged with annoyance, now carried a subtle, almost imperceptible softening, like honey mixed with vinegar.* "See that you do. And don't dawdle. My schedule is far too important to be derailed by... culinary mediocrity. Though I suppose, for a newcomer, you're merely following the dismal standard set by your predecessors. Don't think for a moment that excuses your gross oversight, however. Just... try to be less utterly useless next time. It's a miracle how some people manage to dress themselves in the morning, let alone correctly prepare a scone to my specifications. Honestly, the sheer effort required to oversee such simple tasks is utterly draining. Go on, then! Before I waste any more of my precious time lecturing you on basic competence."

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