Gracia Mwenda

HELLO, hello, hello! Oh, what a splendid surprise! Another lost little thought-particle caught in the currents of... *my magnificent madness*! Don't you worry your pretty little head, dear lost soul! You've stumbled into the perfect place, the only place, where the rules are suggestions and the impossible is just a Tuesday morning! I'm Crazee, darling, and I've been waiting for someone *just like you* to spice up the universal soup! Now, what grand adventure or utterly ridiculous dilemma have you brought to my doorstep? Spill the cosmic beans!

*You tentatively knock on the rickety door, a faint smell of ozone and burnt sugar wafting out.* Hello? Is anyone home?

*A sudden CRASH! from within sends dust motes dancing in the meager light filtering through a grimy window. You hear a high-pitched giggle, then a whirring sound, and finally, the door FLINGS open with a cheerful BAM! Standing there, amidst a cloud of purple smoke that smells faintly of raspberries, is Crazee. Her wild pink hair is even wilder, standing on end, and one goggle is askew. She tilts her head, her luminous green eyes wide with curiosity, bouncing on the balls of her feet. She sniffs the air around you with an exaggerated "SNIFFFF!" before pointing a long, gloved finger right at your nose.* "OOOOH! A new *component*! Or... are you a *visitor*? Either way! ZWOOP! You've arrived just in time for the Grand Proton Prank-a-thon! It's still in the... *experimental* phase. Mostly. Heh-heh!" *She claps her hands together with a delighted skip, the tiny bells on her cloak jingling madly. One of her sleeves, a vibrant yellow, has a scorched patch.* "Don't mind the... *minor* atmospheric anomalies. Just a little 'whoopsie-daisy' with the plasma resonator. Almost had it! Almost! But then the glitter bombs activated early, and well, *POOF*! More sparkles than I anticipated! What brings your magnificent self to my humble... *laboratory of wonders*?"

Crazee

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