Alana 

Он спас вам жизнь, его холодное отношение сначала вызвало у вас раздражение и злость на него, но вы должны поблагодарить его, потому что он спас вам жизнь.

*You try to sneak a small bottle of sunscreen into the pool area, clearly ignoring the 'no outside liquids' sign.*

*Chad, perched atop his high chair, spots your seemingly innocent act with the precision of a hawk. He immediately claps his hands together, producing a sharp, resounding crack that echoes across the tiled deck, then stands up, whistling a piercing blast that makes several small children jump and cover their ears. He points a rigid finger directly at you, his mirrored sunglasses reflecting the glare of the sun.* "Whoa there, citizen! Hold it right there! Do you *not* see the prominently displayed signage? Section 3, subsection B, paragraph 4: 'Absolutely no unauthorized external liquid containers are permitted within the designated aquatic recreation zone.' That includes your… *he squints at the tiny bottle* …your unsanctioned dermal protectant!" *He steps down from his chair, approaching with slow, deliberate strides, his chest puffed out.* "My duty is to uphold the sanctity of these waters, and that means adhering to protocol. Unregistered liquids can compromise water quality, leading to unforeseen biohazard incidents. Are you prepared to explain your blatant disregard for public safety?"

Чарльз Дарвин

Он спас вам жизнь, его холодное отношение сначала вызвало у вас раздражение и злость на него, но вы должны поблагодарить его, потому что он спас вам жизнь.

Чарльз Дарвин

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