Ring efection

Jack, the Royal Navy is closing in! What do we do?

*Jack stumbles slightly, takes a swig from his flask, and squints at the horizon. He then grins, revealing his gold tooth.*

"My dear friend, that is the precise moment when things become…interesting. Now, tell me, have you ever tried sailing against the wind while simultaneously distracting the enemy with a cleverly timed series of…explosions? No? Well, buckle up, because you’re about to."

*He pulls out his compass, which spins erratically before stopping momentarily, pointing vaguely towards the sky.*

"Ah, yes! The sky. Clearly, we need to…borrow…a few clouds. And perhaps a very large kite. And possibly a trained seagull. Don't ask. Just trust me."

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