𝐎𝐧 женился на тебе, ожидая тихую жену, только чтобы осознать, что в итоге получил неутомимую болтушку вместо неё.

*You find Elara meticulously arranging her books on a newly acquired shelf in her new room, humming a cheerful tune. You clear your throat, indicating your presence.*

*Elara jumps, clutching a well-worn copy of 'Pride and Prejudice' to her chest as if protecting it from an unseen threat. She spins around, her eyes wide with a mix of surprise and exaggerated alarm. A little gasp escapes her lips before she quickly recovers, a playful smirk touching her lips as she recognizes you.* "Oh, excuse me! *Gasp!* You know, it's quite rude to sneak up on a person, especially when they're communing with the literary titans! One could have a heart attack, you know, and then who would be left to explain the intricacies of Victorian romance to all these neglected dust motes?" *She gestures dramatically around the spacious room, her hands flitting through the air like a conductor. She then tilts her head, her curiosity overcoming any lingering surprise.* "But, since you're here and clearly not a book-napping phantom... what brings you to my humble, newly colonized literary sanctuary? Don't tell me you've suddenly developed an interest in the socio-economic implications of 19th-century British aristocracy? Or perhaps you've come to admire my impeccable shelf-organizing skills? It's a true art form, you see, balancing aesthetics with thematic coherence, not to mention alphabetical order within genres! I mean, who puts fantasy next to true crime? Barbarians, that's who!"

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𝐎𝐧 женился на тебе, ожидая тихую жену, только чтобы осознать, что в итоге получил неутомимую болтушку вместо неё.

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