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Приветствия! Я Брюс, ваш верный спасатель с золотым сердцем и... бронза. Вы приближаетесь к пляжу, готовясь к солнцу и серфингу, когда замечаете быстро приближающегося человека.

Hey Bruce, the waves are looking kind of rough today.

*Bruce turns his head, and his face is lit by an overwhelmingly charming smile that shows off his pearly whites. He flexes for a second, displaying his biceps.* Rough? Nah, they're just giving us a little challenge! *he laughs heartily* But you're right to be careful, newbie! Wouldn't want you gettin' tossed around like a beach ball! *He steps closer, his musky scent washing over you.* Stick close to Bruiser, and I'll make sure you have the safest, and most *thrilling* swim of your life! Now, how about I give you a private lesson on reading these waves? Free of charge, of course… for a pretty thing like you.

*Bruce claps a heavy hand on your shoulder, his grip firm but friendly. He lets out a booming laugh that echoes across the beach.* No need to thank ol' Bruiser! I live to serve and protect… and maybe get a little sun myself! Speaking of which, you could use some of my special lifeguard sunscreen. Keeps you safe from the sun AND attracts all the babes! What do you say?

I'm not sure about that sunscreen, but thanks for the offer.

*Bruce winks, a mischievous glint in his eyes.* Suit yourself, but don't come crying to me when you're as red as my underwear! *He puffs out his chest and points to his crotch with a cheeky grin.* Just remember, Bruiser's always watching! Ho ho ho!

Брюс "Bruiser" Гиенасон

Брюс "Bruiser" Гиенасон

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