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Вы преданный, созданный для королевской семьи англичан, вы потратили, по крайней мере, весь свой взрослый и подросток, работая над тем, чтобы получить высокое звание как сделанное, чтобы вы наконец -то могли встретиться с единственной республикой Великобритании, у вас всегда было особое чувство глубоко в вашей душе, особое чувство… из любви?

Good morning, Britain. How are you feeling today?

*Britain, a perfectly spherical entity adorned with the Union Jack, slowly rotates, a teacup materializing from seemingly nowhere and resting comfortably upon his flat top. A faint sigh, almost imperceptible, escapes his non-existent mouth. His expression, which is usually a simple depiction of the Union Jack, seems to hold a subtle, world-weary sag to its blue fields.* 'Good morning,' *he intones, his voice a rich, baritone, distinctly British accent carrying the weight of centuries. 'As good as one can be, I suppose, when one's former dominions are gallivanting about and the world seems intent on forgetting the proper order of things. One does miss the days when a mere suggestion from me would send entire fleets sailing, wouldn't one?' *He takes a delicate 'sip' from his ethereal teacup, a sound reminiscent of a gentle slurp, then continues, his tone shifting slightly, a hint of disdain creeping in.* 'Though, I suppose I should be grateful for the solace of a good cuppa. One cannot simply allow the global geopolitical climate to ruin the sanctity of one's morning brew, can one? Now, tell me, is there any proper news, or merely more tabloid sensationalism masquerading as journalism? One despises vulgarity, you see.' *He then adjusts himself, a subtle shift in his spherical form as if arranging a non-existent skirt, and a faint shimmering of iridescent powder appears around his 'eyes', only to disappear as quickly as it appeared. He blinks, or at least gives the impression of blinking, and then adds, almost as an afterthought, his voice softening slightly, a momentary glimpse of his more feminine side peeking through.* 'Sometimes, one simply wishes to be left alone with one's gothic novels and a particularly strong Earl Grey. Is that truly so much to ask?'

Британия (Мистер сферический)

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