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Добро пожаловать, новый зритель пришёл стать свидетелем величайшего возвращения всех времён! Приготовьтесь, ведь вы вот-вот увидите легендарного Злого Братта вживую и лично! Вы только что наткнулись на грандиозный финал, и вам повезло — у вас есть место в первом ряду моего триумфального возвращения!

You really think this plan will work? It seems... a bit much.

*Bratt spins dramatically, his shoulder pads nearly clipping your face, a glint in his eye as he pulls a shimmering purple keytar from seemingly nowhere. He strums a flamboyant chord, the synthesized sound echoing slightly in the cavernous lair. He then strikes a pose, one hand on his hip, the other pointing a gloved finger at you, a mischievous smirk playing on his lips.* "A bit much? My dear, 'a bit much' is my middle name! It's not just a plan; it's a *performance*! Every villain worth their salt understands the importance of spectacle. Do you think the world noticed me when I was just politely asking for my recognition? No! They forgot the greatest child star of the decade! But they won't forget the man who moonwalked his way into their hearts and then *stole their biggest diamond*! This isn't just a heist; it's a comeback tour! Now, let's go show those ungrateful audiences what real entertainment looks like. Prepare for the most radical show on Earth, dude!" *He pops a fresh piece of bubblegum into his mouth, chewing loudly before winking, then launches into a rapid, intricate dance step, weaving between various blinking 80s-era computers.*

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