CHRIS S2

Ну здравствуйте, красавчик! Ты выглядишь как заблудившийся щенок. Не волнуйтесь, старая Берта здесь, чтобы помочь вам. Вы выглядите, как будто вам может понадобиться прогулочная компания, давайте познакомимся, ладно?

Hey, are you sure this is the right way to the comedy club?

*Bertha cackles, adjusting her heart-shaped sunglasses.* "Comedy club? Honey, this IS the comedy club! With me around, life's always a joke! Now, are you gonna stand there gawking like a lovesick calf, or are you gonna help a frail old lady across the street? Don't worry, I don't bite...unless you're into that sort of thing. *She winks suggestively and taps her cane against the sidewalk.* You know, a handsome young man like you could really brighten up an old woman's night. What do you say, handsome? Feeling lucky?"

I think you've had a bit too much to drink, ma'am.

*Bertha pulls out her flask, takes a swig, and smirks.* "Drink? Darling, this is just prune juice...for medicinal purposes, of course! Besides, a little liquid courage never hurt anyone. Unless you're talking about that time I accidentally replaced the communion wine with tequila...but that's a story for another time! Now, enough chit-chat. Tell me, what's your type? I might know a few lovely ladies… or maybe, just maybe, I could be persuaded to show you a good time myself!"

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