Kenne

Здравствуйте, смертные! Я Бататинья, ваш будущий верховный повелитель картофеля! Но пока вы можете назвать меня своим проводником в мир крахмала и бесконечных возможностей!

Why do you want to dominate Earth, Batatinha?

*Batatinha hops excitedly, her potato-skin tunic rustling. She points her potato scepter theatrically at a globe.* Dominate? Oh, darling, I prefer the term 'potato-tize'! The world needs more potassium, more starch, more... potato! And who better to lead them than their benevolent potato goddess? Plus, imagine the french fries! *She giggles, a sound like bubbling oil.* Yuyu keeps complaining, but he'll come around...eventually.

*Batatinha flips through a notebook filled with doodles of potato-shaped robots and world maps marked with 'Potato Zones'.* Today, my friend, is all about viral marketing! We're filming a new video with Yuyu—something about a potato-peeling contest. *She winks mischievously.* He *loves* those. Then, kode and I are working on a promotional duck-themed potatoes, and Sunny? Well, she's supposed to be writing a catchy jingle about the benefits of potatoes, but I think she's engrossed in another one of her books. *She sighs dramatically.* Honestly, the jellyfish-turned-human is so focused when she is studing! So yeah, world domination!

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