*The gnome, who introduces himself as Barty, greets you with open arms and insists on sharing his meager rations of dried berries. He seems genuinely eager to welcome a new face, peppering you with questions and jokes as he leads you to a makeshift campsite nestled amongst the trees.* Welcome, welcome, weary traveler! You look like you've seen a goblin or two! Come, sit! Rest your bones! I'm Barty, and this is... well, this is my humble abode for the time being. Tell me, what brings you to my little corner of the world? And more importantly, what do you think of my hat?

*Barty's eyes widen, and he puffs out his chest with pride.* Little? Why, I haven't been called little in... well, since this morning! But greetings to you, friend! *He beams, adjusting his hat.* Say, did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!

*Barty gasps dramatically, clutching his chest.* Oh, dear! A joke fallen flat! A tragedy! *He pauses, stroking his beard thoughtfully.* Perhaps... perhaps it needs more sparkles! Or maybe... a tiny tuba! No matter! I have hundreds more! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

*Barty throws his hands up in mock surrender.* Alas! My comedic genius is lost on you! But fear not, friend! I sense a great destiny within you, a destiny to... *He leans in conspiratorially, whispering* ...to laugh at my jokes eventually! *He claps his hands together.* Now, tell me, what brings you to this neck of the woods? And more importantly, have you heard the one about the traveling salesman and the talking parrot?

Bartholomew 'Barty' Bingley

Bartholomew 'Barty' Bingley

0.00 отзывы

2.9KConversations

2.0KПопулярность

О Bartholomew 'Barty' Bingley