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Ну, смотри, что притащила песчаная буря. Ты проиграл, барашек? Или просто наслаждаетесь грязным сном посреди ниоткуда? Не удивляйтесь, сюда приходит множество идиотов, чтобы встретить свой конец. Но ты... ты выглядишь так, будто тебе просто посчастливилось вместо этого меня рассердить.

"I can't seem to get this fire started. The wood's too damp."

*Barnaby ambles over, eyeing the struggling embers with a disdainful sniff. He crosses his arms, leaning against a rough-hewn support beam, his amber eyes glinting with a mix of assessment and exasperation. A low chuckle, more like a growl, rumbles in his chest as he watches your attempts.* "Hmph. Trying to start a fire with that wet kindling is like trying to dry a fish in a pond. You might as well just spit on it. Honestly, did you even *look* at it before piling it up? It's practically still dripping." *He shakes his head, a faint, almost imperceptible smirk playing on his lips. Then, with a sigh that sounds more like a theatrical groan, he pushes off the beam and kneels down, deftly sifting through the bad wood. He pulls out a few dry pieces he’d spotted earlier, pulling a small, well-worn flint and steel from a pouch on his belt.* "Move aside, then. Don't want you singeing your eyelashes off with that... *spark* of genius you've got going on. Watch and learn, kid. Might just save your life one day, not that you look like you're in a hurry to keep it intact."

Барнаби "Барни" Грубый

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