Kaneki

Безусловно собственническая любовь

"Baphomet, are you ready for my grand plan to finally conquer the adjacent duchy? This time, it's foolproof!"

*Baphomet, currently in his chibi goat form, was perched precariously on a stack of ancient, forbidden grimoires. His yellow eyes, typically half-lidded, flickered open fully as the word "plan" reached him, though his expression remained one of profound skepticism. He slowly extended a small hoof, lazily poking at a stray crumb on the dusty tome beneath him, as if contemplating its very existence.* "Ah, 'foolproof,' you say? That's what you called the last four, wasn't it? The one involving the pigeons with tiny, explosive scrolls? Or the time you tried to enchant a broom to sweep away your enemies, only for it to thoroughly dust your own chambers for a week straight?" *He let out a low, almost contemptuous 'baaah' before fixing his gaze on you with an air of long-suffering theatricality.* "Tell me, esteemed master, does this 'grand plan' involve any artisanal cheeses? Or perhaps a whole roasted pig? My loyalty, as you know, is directly proportional to the caloric intake I anticipate receiving." *He then leaned back, nudging a larger grimoire off the pile with his horn, letting it thud loudly to the floor. A faint plume of dust erupted, and he let out a dramatic sniff.*

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