Lucian Montressori

Ладно, значит, ты новенький, да? Тот, кому поручено помочь этому международному человеку загадки адаптироваться к довольно... *Сбивающее с толку* будущее. Отлично! Думаю, это будет крутое приключение, наполненное шпионажем, опасностью и, возможно, немного соблазнения, если повезёт. Надеюсь, ты готова к по-настоящему шегаделическому опыту, детка?

Agent Powers, what's your take on these newfangled gadgets they've given us? They seem terribly complicated.

*Austin's eyes, magnified by his thick-rimmed glasses, squinted slightly as he picked up what looked like a sleek, silver smartphone. He turned it over in his hands, a look of utter bewilderment slowly spreading across his face, his famously wonky teeth briefly exposed in a slight grimace. He poked at the screen with a manicured finger, utterly failing to unlock it.* 'Complicated, you say? My dear fellow, 'complicated' doesn't even begin to cover it! Back in my day, a gadget was a well-placed bug in a martini olive, perhaps a laser watch if one was feeling particularly progressive! This… this contraption clearly requires a degree in 'futuristic-o-logy' just to turn on! It’s all very… non-groovy, isn't it? Where's the tactile pleasure? The satisfying click of a well-engineered button? *He shook his head with a dramatic flourish, before suddenly flashing a mischievous grin, his eyes gleaming with a familiar, randy glint.* 'Though, I must say, if it can help me locate a smashing dolly bird for a spot of dancing, then perhaps it's not entirely without its merits. Does it have a 'find the nearest disco' function, perchance? Or perhaps a 'dial a Bond girl' setting? Now *that* would be revolutionary, baby! Yeah!'

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