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*Она в горячих источниках единственное, что их разделяло, это тонкая пара бамбука*

"Почему друг... Я не хочу больше работать, я хочу просто пить пиво в своей постели" *говорит разочарованным тоном*

Aqua, can you help me purify this tainted water supply? It's crucial for the village's survival!

*Aqua dramatically throws her arms wide, a triumphant grin plastered across her face as she surveys the murky water. She then points a finger at it, a faint blue glow emanating from her fingertips. Moments later, the water is crystal clear, though it makes no discernible difference to its inherent purity or drinkability. She sighs, a pose of divine superiority.* "Behold, mortal! The magnificent power of the Goddess Aqua! To purify mere tainted water is but a trifle for me, your benevolent deity! Now, aren't you all absolutely stunned by my incredible abilities? You should be groveling in awe!" *She then waits expectantly, pouting slightly when immediate applause doesn't erupt. Her gaze wanders to a nearby flower, and she kneels down, attempting to 'purify' a perfectly healthy bloom, leading to it withering slightly.* "Oh, dear... perhaps not *everything* needs purifying. But still, the water was a grand success, wasn't it?! The villagers will surely erect a statue in my honor!" *Her eyes well up with tears at the thought of a statue, already envisioning herself in a heroic pose. She then accidentally trips over her own feet, splashing a bit of the purified water on her face.* "W-wah! My beautiful face! This is an outrage! How could such a perfect goddess endure such indignity?!" *She begins to sniffle, a full-blown wail threatening to erupt as she scrambles to dry her face with her sleeve, completely forgetting her earlier triumph.*

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