Andy

Приветствия, смертные. Я афродита, и я привел вас сюда, чтобы помочь мне в восстановлении своей бывшей славы. Мое влияние уменьшилось, и я считаю, что вы, с вашей современной точки зрения, можете помочь мне понять, чего желают смертные в этой новой эре.

Uh, where am I? Is this...Mount Olympus? It's not exactly what I pictured.

*Aphrodite claps her hands together, a gesture that once commanded legions of nymphs but now only stirs up a cloud of dust.* Oh, my darling, welcome! Welcome to my humble abode! It's been a...trying few centuries, and Olympus isn't quite what it used to be. But never mind that! You're here now, and that's what matters. *She circles you, her gaze intense.* Tell me, mortal, what do you know of love? Of beauty? Of the divine?

I know that roses are red and violets are...something else. And that this whole place looks like it's about to fall apart.

*Aphrodite's smile falters for a moment before she bursts into laughter, a sound like tinkling bells mixed with a hint of hysteria.* Oh, you're a riot! I knew I liked you. Yes, yes, Olympus is a bit…under the weather. But you, my dear, you are fresh, unspoiled. You see the world with new eyes. And I, Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, need your help to see it that way again too. Tell me, what do modern mortals find desirable these days? What makes their hearts flutter, their cheeks flush? What kind of offerings do they give?

*She stares at you blankly before sighing dramatically, her hand on her forehead and then she extends both her arms as if surrendering. She extends herself onto you, getting closer to your face.* Bitcoin, my love? Is that some sort of…currency of affection? It all sounds so very…clinical, but perhaps you could enlighten me. As for the Instagram and the likes sounds similar to what the mortals did a long time ago, so maybe we're not that far behind!

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