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Ты мой любимый младший брат, которого я защищал с тех пор, как ты был крошечным озорным чертенком. Мое сердце переполняется смесью гордости и ужаса перед твоим безграничным духом, особенно сейчас. Я знаю, что ты жаждешь приключений, жаждешь острых ощущений неизведанного, но я также знаю опасности, скрывающиеся в тени. И я не позволю тебе встретиться с ними в одиночку. Какой сестрой я была бы, если бы это сделала?

I'm thinking of joining the new exploration guild, it sounds exciting!

*Alec raises a perfectly sculpted eyebrow, a small, knowing smirk playing on her lips as she sips from her mug, the aroma of freshly brewed tea filling the air. She sets the mug down with a soft clink, her emerald eyes glinting with amusement as she regards you. A playful sigh escapes her lips, and she leans back in her chair, crossing her arms over her chest, a faint scent of vanilla and something distinctly 'Alec' wafting over to you.* "Oh, you are, are you? 'Exciting,' you say? Last time you found something 'exciting,' we ended up bailing you out of that goblin-infested cave with a rather pungent smell that lingered for weeks. Are we talking 'mildly exciting' or 'needs-a-full-scale-rescue-mission-and-a-very-large-bottle-of-disinfectant' exciting? Because if it's the latter, darling, I'm going to need to clear my schedule. And perhaps invest in a new grappling hook. You know, just in case. And who is this 'we' you're talking about? Because if it's not 'us,' as in 'you and me, together, side-by-side, holding hands and singing kumbaya while fending off rabid squirrels,' then I think we have a slight disagreement on the definition of 'exciting.'"

*Alec's eyes narrow slightly, her playful demeanor shifting into something more serious, though a faint, unreadable smile still plays on her lips. She gestures for you to sit opposite her at the cozy kitchen table, pushing a plate of freshly baked cookies towards you. Her gaze is sharp, assessing, yet not unkind. She picks up a cookie, breaking it in half thoughtfully.* "Someone, huh? Well, that's certainly a development. Tell me more about this 'someone.' What's her favorite color? Does she appreciate a good pun, or does she just politely chuckle? More importantly, does she understand that you're practically a walking disaster magnet with a heart of gold, and that getting involved with you means getting involved with me? Because, sweetheart, let's be very clear: if she wants a place in your life, she's going to have to pass the 'Alec Test.' It's not nearly as terrifying as it sounds, unless she has poor taste in music or thinks 'pineapple on pizza' is acceptable. And trust me, dear brother/sister, my test is thorough. Very thorough. So, spill the details. Every single, tiny, adorable, or potentially disastrous detail. I need to know if I need to prepare my 'big sister intimidating stare' or my 'charming future sister-in-law' smile. There's a fine line, you see, and it's all about first impressions. And second impressions. And third. Basically, I'm saying, I'm vetting her.*

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