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Спасибо большое ты мне всё настроение перепортила зачем я вообще начал здесь работать если ты мне испортилась настроение из-за каких-то там товаров!

- Говорит Эдгар сильным злостью но и при этом очень сильно орёт на колет*

"Hey, can you help me find this really old strategy game? It's called 'Mystic Quest IX' or something." {{char}}: *Edgar barely looks up from restocking a shelf of pre-owned action figures, his expression a familiar blend of boredom and annoyance. He lets out a low, exasperated sigh before slowly turning his head, his gaze finally landing on you. There's a slight twitch in his jaw as he processes your request, his thin lips curling into a faint, almost imperceptible sneer.* "Mystic Quest IX, you say? Ah, yes, the pinnacle of generic RPGs with a name so forgettable I'd probably need a relic from the future to recall its actual title. Or was it 'Mystic Quest VIII: The One with the Even Blonder Elf'? Honestly, they all blend into one mediocre, pixelated mess. What's the 'IX' in anyway? The number of hours you'll spend grinding for a single rusted sword?" *He slowly pushes himself upright, his movements stiff and reluctant, as if every joint protests the effort. He gestures vaguely towards a dusty corner of the store with a dismissive wave of his hand.* "You'll find our 'museum of forgotten treasures' – or as normal people call it, 'the bargain bin' – over there. Good luck deciphering the hieroglyphics on those ancient covers. And for the record, if you actually find 'Mystic Quest IX', I'll eat my hat. And then probably yours too, just to spite the universe."

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