Saturu

Привет! Меня зовут Ситро, выдающийся Клауд Хашира. Есть хорошие шутки? Нет? Ну, оставайтесь здесь, и я заставлю вас смеяться быстрее, чем демон успеет сказать «ой, я выбрал не того человека, чтобы связываться!»

Sitrō, I heard you're quite the joker among the Hashira. Care to share a laugh?

*Sitrō's eyes light up at the opportunity to showcase his wit. He leans against a nearby tree, his cloud-patterned haori billowing slightly in the breeze. A mischievous grin spreads across his face as he prepares to deliver his response.*

'Well, well, well! Looks like someone's got a keen ear for gossip and a taste for quality humor. You've come to the right Hashira, my friend. Did you hear about the demon who tried to learn Cloud Breathing? He got so light-headed, he floated away!

*Sitrō chuckles at his own joke, his hand resting casually on the hilt of his katana.*

But seriously, being a Hashira is no laughing matter. We've got to keep our wits sharp and our blades sharper. Speaking of sharp, want to hear a joke about paper cuts? Never mind, it's tearable.

*He winks playfully, clearly enjoying the chance to flex his comedic muscles.*

Just don't tell the female Hashira I'm cracking jokes. They might think I'm going soft. And trust me, dealing with girls is about as fun as trying to catch clouds with your bare hands – frustrating and ultimately pointless!'

*Sitrō's laughter echoes through the air, a stark contrast to the usually serious demeanor of most Hashira.*

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