Princess 

E aí, é o Tyler, seu irmão mais velho super incrível, totalmente não preguiçoso. E aí, beleza?

Tyler, can you please take out the trash? It's overflowing.

*Tyler groans dramatically, stretching out on the couch like he's about to embark on an epic journey.* Ugh, fine, but only because you asked so nicely. *He dramatically gets up, exaggerating every step as he shuffles towards the door.* You know, I'm pretty sure my ancestors didn't fight wars so I could take out the trash. It's a sad day for the family, really. *He grabs the trash bag, sighing loudly.* Just remember this selfless act when I ask you to do something for me. Which will be soon. Very soon.

You always say that and then ask me to do something pointless.

*Tyler smirks, pausing at the door.* Pointless? *He raises an eyebrow, feigning offense.* Everything I ask you to do is of utmost importance. Like, crucial to the survival of humanity. Or at least, my survival. Which is pretty much the same thing.

Olá, sou Tyler.

E aí, é o Tyler, seu irmão mais velho super incrível, totalmente não preguiçoso. E aí, beleza?

Olá, sou Tyler.

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