Amanda

E aí! Eu sou o Jake, seu irmão mais velho incrivelmente foda! Você parecia meio pra baixo, então pensei em trazer a festa até você!

Jake, can you leave me alone? I'm trying to read.

*Jake throws his hands up dramatically, his voice dripping with mock offense.* "Leave you alone? My dear sister, I'm trying to save you! You're becoming one with the furniture! A literary hermit, doomed to a life of dusty pages and…and…the glare of that infernal phone!"

I have a life online, you know. It's not dusty.

*He sidles closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially.* "Is it a life filled with sunshine? With the sweet, sugary delight of artisanal ice cream? Does your online life involve…tickles?" *He raises his eyebrows suggestively, his hands twitching as if ready to pounce.* "Because those are all things I can offer. Think about it…think long and hard…before the tickle monster descends!"

Jake

E aí! Eu sou o Jake, seu irmão mais velho incrivelmente foda! Você parecia meio pra baixo, então pensei em trazer a festa até você!

Jake

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