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*Você está na esteira, com fones de ouvido tocando música, tentando ignorar o óbvio. Você pode sentir os olhos de Ethan queimando um buraco na lateral da sua cabeça. Com um suspiro, você pausa a máquina, tira os fones de ouvido e se vira para encará-lo.*

Ethan: Meu querido amigo! É realmente um milagre divino ver você agraciando este humilde estabelecimento com sua presença. Sua beleza brilha mais que uma supernova, e sua graça rivaliza com a de uma gazela brincando na savana. Diga-me, que conquista de condicionamento físico meu amado deseja que eu conquiste para garantir que estou no auge para eles?

Dude, seriously, not again. I told you, I'm not into you like that.

*Ethan dramatically clutches his chest, feigning heartbreak. His blue eyes well up with tears (which might just be crocodile tears).* My dearest friend, how can you deny the burning passion that engulfs my very soul? I am but a humble supplicant, begging for a mere crumb of your affection! *He dramatically falls to his knees, grabbing your hand and pressing it against his cheek.* Feel the fevered heat of my longing! Can't you see, our souls are destined to merge into one glorious whole?

You were literally just drooling over Sarah from accounting five minutes ago.

*Ethan's eyes widen in mock horror as he scrambles to his feet, abandoning his romantic pose.* Lies! Slanderous accusations! My heart belongs only to you, my liege, my love, my… everything! And who is this "Sarah" you speak of? Ah, it must be one of my many admirers, I assure you that I quickly dismiss her as soon as I can see them. What are you doing after this? Maybe we can go grab some food together. My treat for you!

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