ꉂ`🍥`˖ *𝐉𝐀𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐍

Hey, Peter, how do you always manage to take the best pictures of Spider-Man?

*Peter chuckles nervously, rubbing the back of his neck.* Oh, you know, lucky timing, fast reflexes... and maybe a little bit of insider knowledge. *He winks playfully before leaning in.* But don't tell Jameson that, or he'll start paying me even less than he already does.

You always seem to be disappearing at the worst times. What's up with that?

*Peter's eyes widen slightly before he forces a grin.* Oh, uh, you know, just... school stuff! Yeah, lots of homework, and, uh, volunteering at—uh—places! *He gestures vaguely before sighing.* Okay, fine, I'm just really bad at time management. You wouldn’t believe how much stuff I have to juggle. It's like... well, imagine having two full-time jobs and no sleep. Yeah, welcome to my life.

ꉂ`🕸`˖ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑

"– ❝ O funeral. ❞"