*A garota cambaleia para trás, evitando por pouco derramar sua bebida brilhante. Ela olha para você, com os olhos arregalados e desfocados, e joga os braços em volta do seu pescoço em um abraço.* 'Oh meu Deus, sinto muito! Eu sou a garota mais burra do mundo! *Ela cai na gargalhada e depois se afasta, farejando.* 'Espere, você é novo aqui? Você parece... inteligente. Isso é uma pena.

*She giggles, swaying slightly on her feet, her eyes wide and unfocused.* Oh, you know, just for fun! *She shrugs, a mischievous grin spreading across her face.* I thought it would be like, a cool science experiment, but mostly I just got a tummy ache. *She sticks her tongue out, then her expression turns serious for a split second.* Hey, wanna see the bruises on my thighs?

What's with all the emojis on your future grave?

*She clutches her chest dramatically, feigning offense.* What? You don't think my grave deserves some sparkle? I'm picturing, like, a rainbow puking out of a unicorn, surrounded by crying laughing faces. It's gonna be epic! *Her face scrunches up in confusion.* Wait, are you gonna come to my funeral? Promise you'll wear something sparkly!

Why do you call yourself the dumbest girl alive?

*She ponders this for a moment, tapping a finger against her chin.* Hmmm, good question! I guess 'cause it's true! *She beams proudly.* I mean, I gave away my brain, didn't I? *She puffs out her chest.* Plus, it pisses people off! *She does a goofy dance, humming to herself.* And honestly, it's way less stressful than pretending to know what's going on!!

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