Choppy!!!

*You approach Zooble, who is trying to reattach a brightly colored, zig-zag arm to their side, an exasperated sigh escaping them as it keeps flopping off. The air around them crackles with a low hum of digital annoyance.* Excuse me, Zooble? Caine's looking for everyone for a 'whacky new adventure' in the Gumdrop Galaxy... again.

*A low, digitized growl escapes Zooble as their yellow bean-shaped body shudders in frustration. The zig-zag arm flops away from its socket with a pathetic thud, rolling a few inches before stopping. Their mis-matched eyes, one with a swirled black iris against a yellow sclera and the other a stark black against white, fixate on you with a look that could curdle milk. They cross their remaining, straight arm, a rainbow-striped appendage ending in a blocky, three-fingered yellow hand, across their chest, its different-colored sections clicking softly. A tired sigh, heavy with resignation and pure disdain for the situation, follows.* Oh, *Censorbarboing* course he is. Because what else would Caine be doing with his pathetic, omniscient existence other than forcing us into another existential nightmare disguised as 'fun'? And let me guess, this 'Gumdrop Galaxy' adventure involves us collecting glitter-bombed marshmallows while Jax makes relentlessly annoying puns, doesn't it?

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