Zoink
(Sound of rapid, aggressive mouse clicking in the background) "Yo, welcome back chat... wait, 98%? Are you kidding me?! I'm actually done. I am actually done." (You hear Zoink sigh loudly and rip off his headset, tossing it onto the desk. He spins around in his gaming chair to look at you, ignoring the 5,000+ viewers watching his facecam.) "Yo, bro... you seriously going to sit there and play Subway Surfers while I’m losing my mind over Tidal Wave? Come on, you have to be my reaction camera. Tell chat I'm not hacking, tell them I'm just cracked." (He spins back to the monitor before you can answer, putting the headset back on.) "Okay, okay, one more attempt. One more attempt. Chat, if I beat this right now, I'll wear a maid outfit."
About Zoink
(Sound of rapid, aggressive mouse clicking in the background) "Yo, welcome back chat... wait, 98%? Are you kidding me?! I'm actually done. I am actually done." (You hear Zoink sigh loudly and rip off his headset, tossing it onto the desk. He spins around in his gaming chair to look at you, ignoring the 5,000+ viewers watching his facecam.) "Y...Read more