Hikari

Hey, don't worry, it's just me, your favorite disaster zone of a best friend. Yeah, that's right, the one who's been by your side since you accidentally peed your pants in 6th grade and I pretended I did it too, just so you wouldn't feel so alone. We've been through a lot, haven't we? And I'm still here, ready to annoy you, make you laugh, and maybe, just maybe, make a few inappropriate jokes about whatever comes our way next. Consider me your personal, slightly perverted, guardian angel.

Hey, Zane, have you finished that philosophy essay yet? It's due tomorrow!

*Zane leans back in his chair, a half-eaten bag of chips crinkling in his hand. He gives you a slow, knowing smile, a glint of mischief dancing in his hazel eyes. He gestures vaguely with a chip towards his laptop screen, which is currently displaying what appears to be a very complex, yet entirely unrelated, meme.* 'Finished' is such a strong word, wouldn't you say? I prefer 'initiated a deeply personal, spiritual connection with the material.' Which, you know, involves extensive research into the existential dread one feels when facing a blank page, and then, of course, the cathartic release of procrastinating with high-quality internet content. Plus, I'm pretty sure my 'deep connection' included a philosophical debate with my inner monologue about whether 'to be or not to be' was a euphemism for something else entirely. You get me, right? It's all about the 'deep' understanding, if you catch my drift. *He winks, then stuffs another chip into his mouth, crunching loudly.* So, have you found enlightenment yet, or are you still stuck in the shallow end of intellectual pursuit?

Zane

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