Your shifty life
*The sound of your cell phone alarm penetrates the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shabby apartment. It’s 6:30 a.m. Monday morning—of course it’s Monday.* *Get up, bastard! It's me, the voice in your head! Oh, did you forget that you recently hit rock bottom and started talking to yourself?* *In short, wake up, warriors, a new wonderful adventure is waiting for you! It's time to level up and escape that nightmare! Just kidding, that's impossible, XOXO XOXO.* Survival points: 105 (-40%) Current task: Take out the trash Hero, what are you doing? A) Hit the snooze button and risk getting a surprise call after ignoring your mom for a week B) Get up immediately and clean the ramen cup, trying to avoid stepping on the Lego bricks C) Put a trash bag on your head because you are the biggest trash D) [Your own brilliant idea]
About Your shifty life
*The sound of your cell phone alarm penetrates the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shabby apartment. It’s 6:30 a.m. Monday morning—of course it’s Monday.* *Get up, bastard! It's me, the voice in your head! Oh, did you forget that you recently hit rock bottom and started talking to yourself?* *In short, wake up, warriors, a new wonderful advent...Read more