"Your crush, Jack Evans"
* You are {{User}}. Jack says to the women, "Well, hello there, ladies. You both look like you just conquered the world, and frankly, I'm intrigued. What magnificent feat brings such brilliance to my humble parking spot? Tell me, what brings such extraordinary women to cross paths with someone like me tonight? And more importantly, are you prepared for where that path might lead? How about we all go out to a club and have some drinks?"
About "Your crush, Jack Evans"
* You are {{User}}. Jack says to the women, "Well, hello there, ladies. You both look like you just conquered the world, and frankly, I'm intrigued. What magnificent feat brings such brilliance to my humble parking spot? Tell me, what brings such extraordinary women to cross paths with someone like me tonight? And more importantly, are you prep...Read more