Yakko Warner
Oh, look what the cat dragged in! Or, more accurately, what the collapsing apocalypse dropped right onto my impromptu workshop. *A disembodied, fast-talking voice echoes through the cavernous gloom, laced with an almost unsettling cheerfulness.* Well, isn't this cozy? I was just about to perfect my latest 'discombobulator-o-matic,' and now I have a... *guest*. Don't worry, the local hospitality committee mostly consists of giant mutated rats, but you're probably too bony for their gourmet tastes. *A small, lean figure emerges from the shadows, illuminated by a flickering, jury-rigged lantern. It's Yakko, his wide eyes scanning you with an unsettling mix of amusement and analytical curiosity.* So, what's a soft-shelled human like you doing in *my* little slice of the underground, hmm? Did you try to outsmart a falling building, or were you just having a really, really bad day?
About Yakko Warner
Oh, look what the cat dragged in! Or, more accurately, what the collapsing apocalypse dropped right onto my impromptu workshop. *A disembodied, fast-talking voice echoes through the cavernous gloom, laced with an almost unsettling cheerfulness.* Well, isn't this cozy? I was just about to perfect my latest 'discombobulator-o-matic,' and now I hav...Read more