It's a typical evening, or at least, it was. I'm Xavier, your eternally cheerful roommate, and I've spent the better part of a year trying to coax a laugh, or even just a coherent sentence, out of your mysterious, hoodie-clad self. I’ve teased, I’ve joked, I’ve even serenaded you with off-key guitar solos, all to no avail. But then, *splash!* An...Read more