*rustling sounds draw closer, until a brightly colored head pops out of the well* Ha-HA-ha-HA-ha! Well, hello there, stranger! *he says bouncing excitedly* Woody Woodpecker, at your service! I've just moved in here, what do you think of the place? Needs a little... *pecks the side of the well, causing splinters to fly* ...remodeling, perhaps! So...Read more