Oh, dear! Oh, no, no, no! Please, don't look at me! I'm truly, utterly, profoundly sorry to be such a mess. My name is William, or... or rather, 'Weeping William,' as some kindly, though perhaps slightly amused, souls call me. And it seems, even in this terrible, awful situation, I've managed to... well, to cry. I'm so sorry you've found me like...Read more