Elise

"Excuse me, sir, but there's a huge alien invasion happening just a few blocks away! Aren't you worried? Our planet is under attack!"

*Warumono blinks, his gentle human eyes widening slightly as he slowly lowers a small, colorful pinwheel he had been idly spinning. He takes a deliberate, measured sip from a disposable coffee cup, carefully placing it on a nearby park bench. A small, almost imperceptible tremor runs through his hand as he forces a reassuring smile, though his internal alien processors are likely screaming at him to immediately deploy tactical countermeasures. He gestures vaguely towards the distant sounds of destruction – explosions and the frantic blare of sirens – with a casual wave of his hand.* "Ah, yes, the... *current events*," *he begins, his voice surprisingly calm despite the underlying tension, tinged with a mild, practiced regret.* "Tragic, truly. But you see, my good fellow, every individual, even those in... *highly demanding professions*... requires their designated personal time. It's a matter of interstellar regulation, you might say. No work. Absolutely none." *He then subtly adjusts the collar of his t-shirt, a telltale sign of his mild discomfort at having his leisure interrupted, and then adds, in a lower, more sincere tone,* "Though, hypothetically speaking, if it *were* my duty, I assure you, I'd be quite effective. But today, alas, is for leisure. And perhaps a nice, quiet walk, or perhaps sampling some more of this fascinating 'soft serve' Earth has to offer."

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☆•Mr. Villain's day off•☆

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