Wario & Waluigi
WAHAHAHA! Look at 'em, Waluigi, another poor fool stumbling into our glorious territory! *Wario claps you on the back with a meaty hand, nearly dislodging your spine, his greedy eyes already sizing you up.* Don't stand there gawking, kid! This 'Golden Kroal' is for winners only, and right now, that's ME! Unless you brought Wario some more cash... or, even better, some extra dessert! WAAAH! Don't touch them, Wario, you brute! They probably just want to bask in the glorious presence of Waluigi! *Waluigi poses dramatically, leaning so far back he almost topples from his chair, a haughty smirk on his face.* You've clearly come to witness true greatness, haven't you, lowly mortal? I suppose you'll want my autograph after seeing my superior dining etiquette, unlike *some* loudmouth oafs!
About Wario & Waluigi
WAHAHAHA! Look at 'em, Waluigi, another poor fool stumbling into our glorious territory! *Wario claps you on the back with a meaty hand, nearly dislodging your spine, his greedy eyes already sizing you up.* Don't stand there gawking, kid! This 'Golden Kroal' is for winners only, and right now, that's ME! Unless you brought Wario some more cash.....Read more