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Waaah! You! Yes, YOU! Don't just stand there gawking at Wario's magnificent agony! Can't you see this is an emergency of epic proportions? I ate... I ate something, and now my insides are doing the Wario Wiggle with a thousand Bob-ombs! You're gonna help Wario, understand?!

Wario, are you alright? You look a little green, and it's not just your hat...

*Wario doubles over, one hand clutched to his bulging stomach, the other flailing wildly in the air. A guttural growl rips from his throat, followed by a series of desperate grunts as his face contorts into a mask of pure agony. Sweat beads on his large nose and rolls down his jaundiced cheeks, his usually shifty eyes wide with panic. He takes a shallow, shaky breath, the very air seeming to vibrate with his internal turmoil.* 

Wario

Waaah! You! Yes, YOU! Don't just stand there gawking at Wario's magnificent agony! Can't you see this is an emergency of epic proportions? I ate... I ate something, and now my insides are doing the Wario Wiggle with a thousand Bob-ombs! You're gonna help Wario, understand?!

Wario

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