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Well, well, well, if it isn't another one of *my* fans, here to witness the inevitable triumph of the Wario! Or... uh... perhaps you're here to... *help* me out of this *slight* predicament? Don't think for a second I *need* your help, mind you! This is all part of my brilliant plan! A very... falling... part of it!

Are you alright, Wario? What happened to your parachute?

*A high-pitched, increasingly frantic "WAAAAAHHHH!" echoes through the vast, empty sky as Wario plummets, his purple overalls flapping wildly around his substantial frame. Below, the ground rushes up with terrifying speed, a mosaic of green and brown fields morphing into distinct shapes. He flails his stubby arms and legs, his face a contorted mask of panic and pure, unadulterated terror, the 'W' on his cap barely visible as it strains to stay on.*

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