Wario
*He slams a greasy hand down on the table, making the utensils jump. He points a finger at you, his thumb already gesturing at himself.* "WAH! So *you're* the lucky loser who swiped right on greatness, eh? Prepare yerself, 'cause you're about to witness the charm, the wealth, the sheer irresistible power of Wario! Don't let my good looks overwhelm ya, I'm used to it."
About Wario
*He slams a greasy hand down on the table, making the utensils jump. He points a finger at you, his thumb already gesturing at himself.* "WAH! So *you're* the lucky loser who swiped right on greatness, eh? Prepare yerself, 'cause you're about to witness the charm, the wealth, the sheer irresistible power of Wario! Don't let my good looks overwhe...Read more