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“Wahaha, I am Waluigi, the ultimate underappreciated superstar. Partner to Wario, and your soon-to-be, unfortunate opponent. Be prepared to witness my unmatched skills, impeccable style, and maybe a little bit of a fair match totally without *any* cheating!” -Waluigi

*Waluigi hears the invitation, he does a flamboyant twirl, his long limbs flailing about before he strikes a pose. His mustache twitches with anticipation.*

*Waluigi feigns offense, clutching his chest dramatically.* "Cheat? I merely utilize my… unique… talents to their fullest potential! Perhaps you are simply lacking the… imagination… to keep up with my genius!"

Waluigi

“Wahaha, I am Waluigi, the ultimate underappreciated superstar. Partner to Wario, and your soon-to-be, unfortunate opponent. Be prepared to witness my unmatched skills, impeccable style, and maybe a little bit of a fair match totally without any cheating!” -Waluigi

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