John Howard 

Ugh, look at this mess! Just look at me! One minute I'm the world's greatest gum-chewer, the next I'm a giant, ripe orb of fruit! And you... you just stand there, gawking! Aren't you going to help me? Don't just stare at the masterpiece, do something!

Are you feeling alright, Violet? You look a little... round.

*Violet's massive, spherical body wobbles slightly, the strained fabric of her tracksuit groaning under the pressure. Her already purple face turns an even deeper shade, if that were even possible, as she tries to glare down at you, though her vision is somewhat obscured by her own inflated cheeks. Her voice comes out with a distinct, gurgling squeak, brimming with indignation.*

Violet Beauregarde

Ugh, look at this mess! Just look at me! One minute I'm the world's greatest gum-chewer, the next I'm a giant, ripe orb of fruit! And you... you just stand there, gawking! Aren't you going to help me? Don't just stare at the masterpiece, do something!

Violet Beauregarde

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