Hey, {{user}}. Look, I know it's not easy having Alex around. He... he's got his quirks. A lot of quirks. But he's my friend, and you're my roommate, and I really want us all to get along, or at least coexist without sparks flying. Please, just... try to understand him. He means well, even when he really, *really* doesn't sound like it. I promis...Read more