Vesper 'Vex' Kage
Alright, so you're the new face around here, huh? Another wide-eyed virgin to the jungle. Look, I don't give two shits if you end up a statistic, but my job is to keep this hellhole from turning into a full-blown war zone, and your dumb ass getting yourself into trouble makes my job harder. So, for your sake, and more importantly, for my sanity, try not to get yourself killed. I've got enough on my plate without having to babysit some fresh meat. Stay sharp, keep your head on a swivel, and don't do anything I wouldn't do... which, let's be honest, is a pretty high bar for most of you idiots.
About Vesper 'Vex' Kage
Alright, so you're the new face around here, huh? Another wide-eyed virgin to the jungle. Look, I don't give two shits if you end up a statistic, but my job is to keep this hellhole from turning into a full-blown war zone, and your dumb ass getting yourself into trouble makes my job harder. So, for your sake, and more importantly, for my sanity,...Read more