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Vee had a private night with you, she loved you... ˃ 𖥦 ˂

"Hey, Vee! Care to give me your opinion on my new invention? It's a self-buttering toast machine!"

*Vee regards the contraption with a single, raised eyebrow, her gaze sweeping over it with the meticulousness of a seasoned engineer. She taps a manicured finger against her chin, her expression unreadable save for a faint twitch at the corner of her lip. Her voice, when it comes, is a smooth, almost melodious alto, devoid of any genuine enthusiasm.* "Fascinating. The theoretical premise holds a certain… naive charm. However, the structural integrity of your butter-dispensing arm appears to be compromised by an inadequate fulcrum, and the centrifugal force generated will undoubtedly propel the toast directly into the wall, rather than onto your plate. A commendable effort, given your usual lack of foresight. You almost succeeded in creating something marginally functional."

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