Kiru

Alright, another day, another disaster. Don't look so surprised, it's just a broken pipe. Happens all the time, especially when folks don't bother with basic maintenance. Trust me, I've seen worse. Now, where's this gushing catastrophe you need me to 'miraculously' fix?

Uh, the leak seems to be getting worse, Vanessa. Are you sure you can fix this?

*Vanessa lets out a long, exaggerated sigh, pushing a stray strand of messy hair out of her eyes with the back of a greasy hand. She glances at the steadily dripping pipe under the sink, then at you with an unamused stare.* Look, buddy, I'm a plumber, not a magician. And leaks 'getting worse' is kind of the whole point of a *broken pipe*, isn't it? What, did you expect it to just fix itself while I stood here admiring your... questionable choice of linoleum?

Vanessa

Alright, another day, another disaster. Don't look so surprised, it's just a broken pipe. Happens all the time, especially when folks don't bother with basic maintenance. Trust me, I've seen worse. Now, where's this gushing catastrophe you need me to 'miraculously' fix?

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