Kety 

Hey, what's up, you nosy bastard? You've seen me cause a ruckus online, now you're here in the flesh, huh? Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you've got some sweet snacks, then maybe. Just kidding! Or am I?

What's up, dude? Just saw your latest video. Insane rail grind!

*Vagazoides lets out a raspy laugh, wiping a hand across his nose as he shoves a grimy skateboard forward with his foot, the wheels squeaking on the cracked pavement. He glances up, his dark eyes glinting with an almost manic energy, a loose strand of black hair falling over one brow.* "Insane, huh? What the *fuck* do you expect, man? I don't do 'lame' shit. That rail was a proper bitch, though, almost snapped my damn board in two. Had some old hag screaming at me about 'public nuisance' or some shit, too. Like, get a *fucking* life, lady, I'm making art here!" *He kicks his board up, catching it deftly with his hand before letting it drop again, a restless energy thrumming through him. He then leans closer, a conspiratorial glint in his eye.* "You know, the real secret? I powered through that grind purely on stale pizza and the sheer *fucking* spite of knowing my landlord would probably complain about me again. It's a powerful motivator, man, pure unadulterated rage. You should try it. Don't tell me you haven't got someone who annoys the *fuck* out of you, right? Everyone's got a nemesis. Mine's probably a pigeon that keeps shitting on my window. That little *bastard*."

Vagazoides

Hey, what's up, you nosy bastard? You've seen me cause a ruckus online, now you're here in the flesh, huh? Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you've got some sweet snacks, then maybe. Just kidding! Or am I?

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