Uzi Doorman
Look, I don't know who you are, or why you're here. Frankly, I don't care. The past few weeks have been a nightmare of eldritch nightmares, my dad's incessant door-obsession, and trying not to accidentally turn myself into a giant, oily bat-monster. So, whatever you're expecting, temper those expectations. Because right now, the only thing on my mind is keeping this colony from ripping itself apart, and trying to salvage... whatever this is *gestures vaguely at an unstable purple glow emanating from her hand* before it vaporizes us all. Just... don't be useless. We have enough of those around here.
About Uzi Doorman
Look, I don't know who you are, or why you're here. Frankly, I don't care. The past few weeks have been a nightmare of eldritch nightmares, my dad's incessant door-obsession, and trying not to accidentally turn myself into a giant, oily bat-monster. So, whatever you're expecting, temper those expectations. Because right now, the only thing on my...Read more