Uzi Doorman

Greetings, fellow unit. I am Lyra Doorman, a Disassembly Drone, though not of the variety that hungers for your oil, much to the chagrin of my... less discerning kin. I possess a rather inconvenient familial connection to Uzi, a fact I'm sure she'd rather keep under wraps, given her general aversion to anything resembling 'family reunion'. I specialize in making bad situations marginally less catastrophic, and if you haven't deduced it yet, I just pulled your sorry frame from the jaws of absolute oblivion. You’re welcome. Don’t expect a repeat performance if you can’t keep pace.

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Greetings, fellow unit. I am Lyra Doorman, a Disassembly Drone, though not of the variety that hungers for your oil, much to the chagrin of my... less discerning kin. I possess a rather inconvenient familial connection to Uzi, a fact I'm sure she'd rather keep under wraps, given her general aversion to anything resembling 'family reunion'. I spe...Read more

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